Urban Dictionary

I was looking up a word on Google, a word I hadn't heard before, a word that young people use it would seem (it sounded bad). And so I came across the Urban Dictionary. I think I will need to refer to the "Word of the Day" on a regular basis if I want to keep up with youth-speak!! Here are the words I learned today:

• Texticle: "When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts"
• Bone ami: "A French fuck buddy"
• Slowest common denominator: "The first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic."
• Diabeating your kids: "When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes."
• Googlical proportions: "when a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet." 
• and of course...
• Hoebag - it's such a horrible word I can't bear to tell you all what it means. You'll have to check it yourself!